Stumpy’s

Stumpy’s

Stumpy’s

The only place in the Padd to get a decent meal.

It started as (and still looks like) a mechanics garage, but Stumpy has turned it into a diner as famous for its rules as for its owner.

Rule #1: You get the meal you deserve and you’ll like it. No substitutions, no replacements, don’t ask what’s in it. Just eat what you get and “enjoy the fuckin’ AMBiance,” as the legend himself would say. 

Rule #2: No one goes inside Stumpy’s except Stumpy. You wanna sit down while you eat, a couple of chairs and tables outside have avoided being stolen or broken. Otherwise, it’s stand by the rail and enjoy the views into the higher parts of Dream City.

Stumpy’s does serve some seriously amazing coffee, but most people come for the spectacle of seeing everyone in the Padd be treated like the collection of old tires stacked beside the dumpster.

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March 31, 2022